Dog Walk

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Dog Walk
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Artist: Submarine Man
Released: July 18, 2018
Genre: Mumble rap • Trap
Length: 2:26
Label: Old Man Dad Records
Producer: Sakooni!


"Dog Walk" is a song by rapper Submarine Man. It was one of his first singles and is featured on his debut album NoStockingz. A music video for the song was released on May 30 2019.

Lyrics

<poem> [Intro] Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof Ay, ay

[Hook] Ayy, ayy, Dog Walk (Dog Walk, Dog, Dog) Ya’ll don’t even understand when I go to Dog Park (huh? what, what?) I get the poop freshly baked from the doggy dog butt (skrrt, poop, scoop) Everybody likes the taste when I put it in the globglob (ooh, ooh, bacofsnac) 50 bill, you could come and smeet a Sub Man for a Dog Walk

[Verse 1] You can't smell feet (feet?), Sub Man is stinky It's the Dog tryna call me (woof, woof) I was up eating dog poop in the morning (Dog) Ooh, on the feet like a footlo (footlo) Stockings callin' for their death yo (stockings) Dog Walk, Dog poop in fridge yo (Fridge) Walk up in the house with a lot of stink boost 'Til I ran into the Dog ('til I ran into the Dog) 'Til I ran into the smeet (to the smeet) I done ran into some socks, I done ran into your porch (your porch) Why the Dog show me love? (Show me love) I ain't never ever wear socks

[Hook] Dog Walk (ooh, woof, woof) Ya’ll don’t even understand when I go to Dog Park (huh? what, what?) I get the poop freshly baked from the dog butt (skrrt, poop) Everybody likes the taste when I put it in the globglob (ooh, ooh) 50 bill, you could come and smeet a Sub Man for a Dog Walk

[Verse 2] Big ol' Stocking, it's a animal (bad) Call me on my phone, I don't wear socks (yes!) I shave heads when I talk (get bald!) Get a vroom, get so bald (vroom) I could introduce you to the Dog (to the Dog) Smeet, this ain't no Lean in my cup (no lean) Stayed down, now the socks off (get them off) She gon' let me smell, feet up (dress only) Dog I stuck stinkboost in the Sockies (Get stinked) Smeet 5, I’m a Foot, ain't no stoppin' me (get stockings off) And my feet are on overseas (Kor) Rich animal, I am a smoker feet (rich) Ya, ya, woof, woof, woof, woof

[Hook] Dog Walk (Dog Walk, Dog, Dog) Ya’ll don’t even understand when I go to Dog Park I get the poop freshly baked from the dog butt Everybody likes the taste when I put it in the globglob (ooh, ooh, bacofsnac) 50 bill, you could come and smeet a Sub Man for a Dog Walk

[Outro] Oooooh (Submarine Man, Submarine Man) </poem>

Why It Sucks

  1. The lyrics are nothing but gross content such as his feet and dog feces.
    • On top of that, few badly grammared lyrics.
  2. It's hard to understandd what he's saying unless you look up the Lyrics.
  3. It's a ripoff of "Plug Walk" by Rich the Kid.
  4. Poorly made album cover.
  5. As mentioned in #WIS 1, it is a sick coprophile fantasy as Submarine Man sings about nothing but dog feces and eating the feces.
  6. Laughable Music Video and Dog Noises.
  7. Awful Production.
  8. Horrible timing and audio quality.
  9. Submarine Man's vocals are heavy auto-tuned as usual.

Videos